I can overlook a lot of flaws when your lightsaber doubles as a racing wheel for Mario Kart
I am a savant. Even under 5 pounds of Kryolan I recognized Obi-Wan Kenobi’s Grand Inceptor as Peter Quinn from Homeland. Of course I did, you can see those cheekbones from space. Or from earth, because they’re in space. My only problem now is that Star Wars villain voice is mowing down my boner faster … Read more