Fake Plastic Trees

Just came back from the Rainforest Café, the site of Alyssa’s/everyone’s birthday extravaganza. Apparently everyone in my family is born in November. Holy fuck I hate the Rainforest Café. I’m shameless in my love of theme restaurants, theme parks, theme parties, anything where you or your waitress has to dress up in the presence of … Read more

Set Phasers to Stun

Went to Whitney and made stir fry with Jonathan, Peter and Ruby yesterday. Whitney’s kitchen is so industrial and stainless steel-y that I was freaked out being  in there. It reminded me of a morgue. They also have giant spiders. On the plus side, they do have vending machines, which I am mad jealous of. … Read more

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