Chipotle is minor league, if HRC wants to stand a chance, she has to win America.
- Use a Starbucks bathroom without the baristas noticing you haven’t bought anything
- Be ejected for drunken heckling at a children’s sporting event
- Persecute someone
- Use a water cup for soda, avoid arrest
- Defend a questionable action or opinion with “I thought this was America.”
- Obtain BMI >30
- Costco run.
- Visit a 24 hour supermarket in pajama pants
- Torrent Game of Thrones
- Call Comcast customer service
- Run over pedestrian in John Deere
- Don’t vote