Hot Child in the City

On Wednesday I was walking up Queen when I passed a young bleached blonde guy wearing nothing but white heels and denim cut offs that would make a never nude blush. He was carrying a stuffed Siberian husky. Needless to say its summer in the Dot. Afterwords, Jessica, John and I went to The Big … Read more


Man, fuck Nuit Blanche. It failed me twice, so last night I gleefully abstained. Kicked off the night by drinking flat diet coke in my living room and watching the Leafs get fucked up the ass by the Caps. I guess I didn’t fully meet my goal of avoiding shitty video installations etc. because we … Read more

Annex Adventures

whiskey sour at labyrinth toronto

Fuck it was so ~*lovely*~ out on Friday, Jessica and I determined it was imperative we find a way to enjoy the weather while¬† eating for maximum joyousness. So we went to Victory Cafe since neither of us had ever been there, and our food bible BlogTO always writes favorably about it. We walked past … Read more

Did he just talk to me like I was ugly?

Just encountered the Pita Pit asshole of life. Yeah I’d be pissed too if I worked at Pita Pit but you don’t have to be such a dick. I asked for a turkey pita and he stares at me blankly for like 30 seconds before going “what KIND of turkey pita?” UM the fucking kind … Read more

Taco Night at Paulexander’s

Yesterday we all went to Paul’s to have a Taco Night. It was cute. Janice & Nathan brought homemade guacamole, Mike showed up with a case of beer, and Business Geoff brought ice cream and a bottle of wine. It was such a nice day everyone hung out on the balcony. We started watching this … Read more

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