cocaine

Blurred lines

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Apparently my sister and I are passed squirming in embarrassment when we’re watching TV with our parents and a sex scene starts… We were watching Billions with my Mom when a nude lesbian couple started doing rails of blow off each other’s tits and in unison my sister and I just said “that’s a waste … Read more

The dream of the 90s is alive in WebMD

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According to WebMD, the most likely cause of hypertension in 30-something females is… cocaine. I fucking wish, WebMD. I wish I was born a decade before so I could destroy my cardiovascular health in a series of loft parties and identify with any character Parker Posey has ever played. I’ve never even seen cocaine. I … Read more

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