How I discovered Muscle Chat by Melissa Chadburn (NSFW)

Imagine that you are unexpectedly witnessing the end of your life as you know it. That everything certain has been upset. Perhaps you, like me, have yet to obtain anything of certainty but there are plans in place. Many lovely plans.

“How I discovered muscle chat” by Melissa Chadburn (NSFW)

(FULL DISCLOSURE: Muscle chat is apparently a body-building themed sex hotline)