It’s hard time to be a wrestling fan. On top of historically low ratings, loyal fans are rewarded with merchandise of cartoon Cena promising hustle, loyalty, and respect in a ’70s strip club font plastered across their ass. So just in time for the holidays – a gift guide for people who like pro-wrestling who mostly don’t want to admit to liking pro-wrestling.
Today I saw and fell in love with a child-sized dinosaur quilt. After a bit of Googling, I found out it comes in Full/Queen. I might be making some horrible decisions soon. I honestly can’t tell if it will be something I immediately regret, because it will be 150% less amusing as soon as I get it home, or if I will regret not buying it. It’s hard to find affordable kids’ quilts in Full, this is unfortunately something that I know, because I am fucking whimsical or developmentally delayed or some shit.
The WordPress preview is just showing an empty box, so I’m gonna roll the dice and see if this posts an image from my Instagram, or something horrifying happens.
Dazed & Confused, February 2013
Photography: Max Farago
Styling: Sarah Moonves
Model: Lily Donaldson
