$5 foot long

I’m watching Ten Inch Hero and Clea Duvall’s character is crying by a campfire because she feels unattractive and the whole thing is just either ludicrous or pushing suspension of belief too far because every Gen X/Millennial girl who contemplated being a lesbian did so because they saw Clea Duvall.

Also this movie has a guy giving a Braveheart-style speech about buying tampons and it is awesome. Apparently the actor is Jensen Ackles and I know that means something to some people because I have Tumblr but I have no idea.

Bigger on the inside

At least when I ponder my impact on the world, I can say I convinced my Mom to watch Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency and her response to the titular character was he “is just Jack Whitehall.”

Chicken post office > chicken gas station > chicken shack

The deliciousness of fried chicken is directly proportional to how weird the structure it is being served out of is.