Hi so this is awesome. I was watching a string of Buzzfeed videos where kids prank their parents when this glorious gem started auto-playing. I immediately knew it wasn’t a product of Buzzfeed due to the restrained set design and lack of irritating music. It’s Never Have I Ever/10 Fingers with parents and children (or in other videos, exes, couples, or twins.) It’s amazing what some people can admit to their parents. I’m ready to tap out when my Mom asks me if I thought the Starbucks barista was cute or not.
Who the fuck are you. I am a champion of the common man, but I will not fight for ranch. It tastes like dill and poverty. It has a creamy consistency food items should not have, and should make any sane person nervous. If you are putting it on a salad, why are you not using Caesar. They are the same price. The idea of putting that much ranch on anything is emotionally disturbing. It’s a dip at best. When I see a ranch salad, it is like seeing a God forsaken ketchup salad to me. I will concede to ranch on veggie platters, and possibly as a pizza crust accouterments, but when garlic, marinara, etc. are possibilities, I do not understand. People that put ranch on the actual pizza, fuck you. I won’t go halfway with this one, we are not friends.
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