I was trying to get my sister into Project Runway and because she is the way she is her first question was “has anyone gotten camel-toe on the runway” at which point I obviously had to bring up Sandro from last season and his 1950s parachute burlesque Soviet teen street urchin chic bathing suit from last season, and how his poor model’s vagina was falling out (I know Jezebel it’s not a vagina blah blah blah…) Anyway while looking for that video, my sister found this beautiful megacut of the annoying orange himself, Michael Kors, chastising designers for their serape pole dancer diaper shorts.

“You achieved the impossible. She has camel toe in big shorts.”

– Michael Kors