Tacocat “Leotard”

My sister played this for me and it’s so amazing I transcribed the lyrics to the best of my ability. I have a friend who, years ago, described using this very same strategy. It was taught to her by another friend, who probably learned it from another friend, etc. etc. back to the Virgin Mary who was probably rocking a leotard when God decided to pull a fast one on her.

tl;dr: girls will avoid fucking you by wearing a leotard and we all know it but Tacocat may have been the first to put it to song.

 

audio Leotard

Listen to: Leotard by Tacocat

 

Tacocat – “Leotard”

Going on a date and he’s older than me
Got a leotard on, goes down to my knees
Everyone knows saying no is the worst
On this date baby, gonna keep it on first

My friend Katie told me all you need to know, looking great on a date, taking it slow
Leotard’s gonna help you save face
When you just don’t wanna wanna wanna go to second base

La la la la la leotard because I only wanna take it so far
La la la la la leotard because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far

Start going up, to get to phase two
There’s a leotard there, instead of a boob
Start going down, phase three on your mind
Spandex blend is all that you’ll find

My friend Katie told me all you need to know, looking great on a date, and you’re taking it slow
Leotard’s gonna help you save face
When you just don’t wanna wanna go to second base

La la la la la leotard because I only wanna take it so far
La la la la la leotard because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far

Going on a date and he’s older than you
Wear a leotard it will help him get a clue
‘Cause Everyone knows saying no is the worst
On this date baby we’re gonna keep it on first

Leotards gonna help you save face
When you just don’t wanna, wanna go to second base
There’s no way you’ll hit a home run
Just a make out session, and then we’re done

La la la la la leotard because I only wanna take it so far
La la la la la leotard because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far

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