Traffic Stops

Yesterday my sister told me she pretends to be Canadian to get out of traffic tickets.

Apparently she lays on a Bob & Doug accent, acts overly apologetic, and claims to be a tourist that still believes all the road signs are still in kilometers.

This makes no sense because her speedometer is in miles, her car has Maryland plates and she has a valid Maryland license.

Also one of her violations was for driving on the wrong side of the road.

I don’t know how to tell her her success probably has less to do with her ingenuity and more to do with the fact she has a huge rack.

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