How do you tell someone you used to stalk on Livejournal that they need to stop smoking so much weed because they make sweet art, but you can’t find any of it online, not a Google image of a gallery show, not a print on Society 6, and they don’t even have a functioning Twitter, and I know you aren’t following the dream because I can see your current employer on your public LinkedIn profile, and it’s such a shame because you’re really talented but your boyfriend seems directionless and you really should consider wearing bronzer more often because you look a little pale in your Myspace photos, which by the way you held onto for way too long, which just adds to my sense that you’re clinging to the past and should spend less time taking party photos and fucking paint something.