Tupac-Commemorating Alligator Found Guarding 34 Pounds of Pot

Mr. Teeth’s owner, Assif Mayr, purchased the alligator in 1996 “to commemorate the death of rapper Tupac Shakur,”

Tupac-Commemorating Alligator Found Guarding 34 Pounds of Pot

I’d never seen ANY of the Real Housewives series until last night, and now I’ve got a DVR full of Florida trash because of this lovely lady.