Phelps Phan

I saw this this morning. Tony Hawk’s already endorsed Bagel Bites and every other food beloved by stoners and latchkey children whose parents are too busy climbing the corporate ladder to make them an appropriate after school snack, so I’m not surprised, but shit Phelps, you’ve got 14 Olympic gold medals do you really need to lower yourself to this level?

Or better yet, this one?

And no, the fact that it was filmed on a private jet does not make up for what you’ve done.

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