Alexa, has Dan Harmon been living in the Ecuadorian embassy with Julian Assange?

On becoming a god in southern florida

I have been coming to this park nearly every day for the past 38 years. I have seen heart attacks, marriage proposals, projectile vomit, desegregation. But never, I mean never, have I seen birds drop out of the sky.


Chuck Sr

“Connecticut Hall. I fucked three girls in there once in a 24-hour period. One in the can!” – Chuck Sr.

You screwed a girl in a dorm bathroom? – Chuck Rhoades

“No, sonny.”- Chuck Sr.

Apparently my sister and I are passed squirming in embarrassment when we’re watching TV with our parents and a sex scene starts…

We were watching Billions with my Mom when a nude lesbian couple started doing rails of blow off each other’s tits and in unison my sister and I just said “that’s a waste of cocaine.”